But he only snores when he’s sleeping… And there are some delightful solutions to snoring, ones that do not involve CPAP machines, “Breathe-Right” strips, or jaw splints.
If you tug gently in the direction you want, to get the male not to sleep on his back, he will usually respond by following his appendage and stop snoring. (Although if this is not appropriate, you can sew a pocket in the back of a tee-shirt, just at the end of the shoulder blades, and insert a tennis ball, for the male to wear while sleeping.) An alternative method is to pet his balls, but that does not work in all cases. You need to catch him when he’s not in REM sleep, because healthy humans in REM sleep “lock out” voluntary movement. Because healthy male humans usually get an erection during REM sleep, you can tell even without looking at his eyelids.
Ah, but they also have bathtub/showers in hotel rooms. Cleanliness is next to Godliness and all that, you know. What fun to give him a shampoo . . . *grin*
Yeah, I thought the same thing. I just finished re-reading it in the wee hours when I could not sleep. And then I dreamed that they were making FOUR movies! LOL
‘night, .night, sleep tight, don’t let the bugs bite
What happens in Armitageland stays in Armitageland!! Or should that be Middle Earth??????
Good question! LOL
LOL!
Warning! Thorin is snoring behind that door! I imagine he’s quite a snorer!
But he only snores when he’s sleeping… And there are some delightful solutions to snoring, ones that do not involve CPAP machines, “Breathe-Right” strips, or jaw splints.
Mmm, what kind of delightful solutions? Such as? I’m really interested, can you elaborate, Leigh?
If you tug gently in the direction you want, to get the male not to sleep on his back, he will usually respond by following his appendage and stop snoring. (Although if this is not appropriate, you can sew a pocket in the back of a tee-shirt, just at the end of the shoulder blades, and insert a tennis ball, for the male to wear while sleeping.) An alternative method is to pet his balls, but that does not work in all cases. You need to catch him when he’s not in REM sleep, because healthy humans in REM sleep “lock out” voluntary movement. Because healthy male humans usually get an erection during REM sleep, you can tell even without looking at his eyelids.
Can’t imagine there’s be too much sleeping going on … *wink wink nudge nudge*
Well, if the Tyrion Lannister character from Game of Thrones is anything to go by, dwarfs have a pretty big…erm.. appetite for horizontal jogging!
LOL! I can imagine our fierce warrior Thorin being equally–enthusiastic about more pleasurable pursuits.
Enthusiastic … yeah, that’s what we’re calling it now …
I took out the other comment and edited this one so your addy wouldn’t be there.
I don’t know WP does this sometimes.
Thanks, dear.
I guess it gets confused sometimes, too. So, now y’all know … z13 and zaniam are the one and the same. 
No problem, it’s happened several times. As I said, I don’t know why. Sometimes it gets cranky.
So can I; see DF for details…
Say no more, say no more.
A drunken, smelly, dirty dwarf? After you, ladies….
Ah, but they also have bathtub/showers in hotel rooms. Cleanliness is next to Godliness and all that, you know. What fun to give him a shampoo . . . *grin*
Ah, reminds me of my favourite scene in the book – sadly they won’t be able to film it, thanks to all the padding.
Yeah, I thought the same thing.
I just finished re-reading it in the wee hours when I could not sleep. And then I dreamed that they were making FOUR movies! LOL
One of them “Thorin Returns” by any chance?