We return to our day with Sir Guy. We’ve seen him in the forest, taunting the Hooded One, and finally ending up with a knife to his (long and beautiful) throat. Now Forest Boy has our Dark Knight all tied up. Even with the gag in his mouth, the Sultan of Smoulder can speak volumes with those incredibly seductive and expressive eyes. . . .
Something tells me the lusty wenches are gonna like this. A lot.
Do you realize the millions of red-blooded women who would love to have me like this, Bobbin? ME. Not you, the medieval Justin Beiber with scruffy facial hair. Also take note of these eyes. Brother, do I rock the Guyliner or what??
Maddens you that I look so much sexier in such a predicament than you ever could, doesn't it, Hood? *mentally laughing evilly since the bloody gag is in the way*
Warning. Very Sexy Smirk Alert.
Yeah, you've got me, oh Baron of Bloatface. Now what are you going to DO with me?
Is that the best you can do, Forest Boy? Oh, and take notice of how these tight sleeves and my bound condition really showcase my studly arms.
Oh, come off it, Hoodie. I'm already scorching hot. And my "sword" will always be hotter than yours . . .
Face it, Forest Boy, you don’t have “IT” and I do. You will never be as hot and sexy as I. The only way you’ll smoulder is if we set you on fire.