Now that I'm free again, I'm gonna kick your non-existent outlaw ass and look good doin' it. Because that's how I roll, Forest Boy.
Yup, you can get as sweaty and dirty and leaf-strewn as you wish, Hoodie. But you'll never, ever look like more than a boy band reject turned vagrant. Whereas I---
Oh, no. Here we go againnnnnnnn . . . zzzzzzzzzzz.
Bugger! Bound, gagged and blindfolds. Well, it's a new position the wenches can drool over, I suppose. *sigh* It's not easy out there for the gorgeous henchman.
(Sheriff) Ohhhhh, Gisborne. This look is so YOU.
(Gisborne) *muttering in his head* Yes, you perverted, pint-sized piece of puss, you WOULD. The things I do to stay gainfully employed and keep my dental insurance. Really!!
(mutters beneath gag) Seriously, don't you think I've had enough of this kinky stuff for today? The things I do for the fangurlz . . . *sigh*