No Hotter Baddie Than Guy (Everybody sing!!)


The best baddie and hottest henchman in all of Nottingham.

NO Hotter Baddie Than Guy

A little tribute to my favorite Velveteen Hot Henchman which I wrote after his *cough* “death” (he is SND—So Not Dead). Very tongue in cheek and written when tired and giddy. Fellow blogger fanny/iz4blue coaxed me into originally posting this at Wattpad, as I recall.

(sung –more or less – to the tune of “There’s No Business Like Show Business”)

There’s no hot-ness like Guy hot-ness

He sizzles, smolders and smirks!

We love his soft, sweet lips, they’re so appealing!



And quiver every time he takes a bite-

Strong jaw, white teeth, pink tongue just leave us reel-ing,

And yes, we’re feel-ing some hot Glove Love.  (whooo!)



There’s no gor-geous like Guy gor-geous

He’s so gor-geous it hurts!

Every azure gaze is mesmerizing –

Every velvet word, it does caress!


His glossy, raven mane is so alluring

It’s got me purring, I must confess!

There’s NO sexy like Guy sexy –

He helped bring sexy back!



In leather or in pirate shirts, he pleases much

His smiles will make you blush and turn to goo!

Snug “trous” accentuate those lovely peaches

And Guy, your peaches, make us drool, too –



There’s no hench-man like our hench-man,

No cardboard bad-die is he!



No matter where you go around this great big world

You’ll find no better baddie, this complex baddie,

This gorgeous baddie called Guy!  (Hurrah!!!)

~Jazz hands, everyone!!~

About fedoralady

I'm an LA native--Lower Alabama, that is. My husband of more than 30 years and I live here on a portion of my family's former farm with two gorgeous calicos and a handsome GSD mix. My background is art education, and over the years I've been a teacher, department store photographer, sales associate and a journalist. My husband, his business partner and I have Pecan Ridge Productions, a video production company, for which I shoot & edit video and stills and manage marketing. I also still write part-time for the local paper. I love movies, music, art, photography and books, and my tastes in all of them are eclectic.

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