NO Hotter Baddie Than Guy
A little tribute to my favorite Velveteen Hot Henchman which I wrote after his *cough* “death” (he is SND—So Not Dead). Very tongue in cheek and written when tired and giddy. Fellow blogger fanny/iz4blue coaxed me into originally posting this at Wattpad, as I recall.
(sung –more or less – to the tune of “There’s No Business Like Show Business”)
There’s no hot-ness like Guy hot-ness
He sizzles, smolders and smirks!
We love his soft, sweet lips, they’re so appealing!
And quiver every time he takes a bite-
Strong jaw, white teeth, pink tongue just leave us reel-ing,
And yes, we’re feel-ing some hot Glove Love. (whooo!)
There’s no gor-geous like Guy gor-geous
He’s so gor-geous it hurts!
Every azure gaze is mesmerizing –
Every velvet word, it does caress!
His glossy, raven mane is so alluring
It’s got me purring, I must confess!
There’s NO sexy like Guy sexy –
He helped bring sexy back!
In leather or in pirate shirts, he pleases much
His smiles will make you blush and turn to goo!
Snug “trous” accentuate those lovely peaches
And Guy, your peaches, make us drool, too –
There’s no hench-man like our hench-man,
No cardboard bad-die is he!
No matter where you go around this great big world
You’ll find no better baddie, this complex baddie,
This gorgeous baddie called Guy! (Hurrah!!!)
~Jazz hands, everyone!!~