Here is a word that was brand-new to me, but it seemed just perfect for our smouldering henchman.
Fard: (verb) to apply cosmetics; (noun) facial cosmetics. Fard comes from the old Low Franconian word farwidon which means “to dye or color.”
In the Old French it became farder meaning “to apply makeup.”
Sir Guy: have any other males wearing as much makeup as he, ever been so damned masculine and sexy? Methinks not. Not just the Guyliner; Ye Olde Medieval Mascara, Brow Pencil and Guyshadow all enhanced his beautiful peepers (there is also a rumor he dyed his hair and designer stubble to increase his bad boy appeal, but I can neither confirm or deny that . . .).
Sir Guy’s fard, which he fards so well makes him even more smouldering and irresistible for me.