I am feeling very inspired by Thorin right now. So I made up some new song lyrics . . .
I am Thorin, hear me roar
A dwarf who’s too hot to ignore
I’ll be leading this un-expected jour-ney!
I am Thorin and I’m fly
Check out Orcrist–my oh my!
No more regal of a dwarf you’ll ever see . . .
I am strong. I am invincible.
I am Tho—rin . . .