Good night, ladies . . .

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Please do not disturb.  Need I say why?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

About fedoralady

I'm an LA native--Lower Alabama, that is. My husband of more than 30 years and I live here on a portion of my family's former farm with two gorgeous calicos and a handsome GSD mix. My background is art education, and over the years I've been a teacher, department store photographer, sales associate and a journalist. My husband, his business partner and I have Pecan Ridge Productions, a video production company, for which I shoot & edit video and stills and manage marketing. I also still write part-time for the local paper. I love movies, music, art, photography and books, and my tastes in all of them are eclectic.

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    • But he only snores when he’s sleeping… And there are some delightful solutions to snoring, ones that do not involve CPAP machines, “Breathe-Right” strips, or jaw splints.

        • If you tug gently in the direction you want, to get the male not to sleep on his back, he will usually respond by following his appendage and stop snoring. (Although if this is not appropriate, you can sew a pocket in the back of a tee-shirt, just at the end of the shoulder blades, and insert a tennis ball, for the male to wear while sleeping.) An alternative method is to pet his balls, but that does not work in all cases. You need to catch him when he’s not in REM sleep, because healthy humans in REM sleep “lock out” voluntary movement. Because healthy male humans usually get an erection during REM sleep, you can tell even without looking at his eyelids.

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