Thorin Thursday: What a Gorgeous Dwarf!

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(With apologies to David Guetta)

 

He’s nothin’ like a dwarf that you’ve ever seen before

Nothin’ you can compare to your part of the world

I’m tryin’ to find the words to describe this guy

without bein’ disrespectful . . .

Damn, boy!

Damn! you’re a sexy dwarf!

A hottie dwarf!

Damn, you’re a gorgeous dwarf . . .

OK, so he’s a good half-foot shorter than I am. And very hairy. When compared to his age, I am practically jail bait.  And yet . . . oh, the allure.

Who needs Naomi or Miranda  or Gisele or one of those other supermodels when you have Hirsute Hotness Incarnate to grace the cover of your magazine?

Ladies and Gentlemen, I enter into evidence the photo above. *thud*

Even with Gandalf looming over him, Thorin still manages to look very regal and kingly–a fellow not to be trifled with.

I want to run my fingers through that mane of hair, stroke his beard, nibble on those delectable elfin ears . . .

What a magnificent beast! And the “pony” isn’t bad, either.

Undoubtedly, undeniably the Universe’s Hottest, Sexiest, Most Alluring Dwarf.

21 responses »

  1. Angie you are very funny * What a magnificent beast! And the “pony” is not bad, either *, I absolutely agree with you :P, a seriously sexy dwarf!

  2. As slow as this bloody (excuse my French) coach is going I’m getting more and more worried that I won’t have any time at the airport to try and have a look around for my Thorin mag! 😦 Geez I wish I had taken the train instead!!! The coach is so much cheaper but the traffic is pretty darn awful! And I want my Thorin magazine!!! I had a look in a smaller newsagent’s earlier but all they had was an Empire mag with Arnie Schwarzenegger (sp?) on the cover and I went, WHAT??? Hope I can find a larger newsagent’s at the airport with The HObbit editions! Who wants Arnie when you can have RICHARD???

    • Shwarzenegger?? Really??? I was going to say which month could that have been but more likely, which decade? Hope you can pick up the Thorin cover. Bon voyage, btw, wherever you are going.

          • I’ve got it, I’ve got it,I’ve got it… *excited happy dance*… The first thing I did when I arrived to the airport (we did get there on time in the end- pheeeew!) was to go straight to WH Smith (newsagents) – this was an improvement on the Arnie issue because they had the Bilbo and Gollum version of The Hobbit covers, but, alas, no THorin. My heart sank, but the shop assistant told me that there was a much larger WH Smith shop on the other side of security, and lucky, lucky me… they did have a Thorin copy! Just got home btw. safe and sound! And too excited to do mundane things such as unpack my luggage! I wanted to share my news with you!

            • I am so glad you got it. 😀 I ordered mine online earlier this afternoon. I will add it to my magazine collection, as I have the Entertainment Weekly copy with their Hobbit preview saved at home. Also very glad you are home safe and sound, dearest.

    • Good grief! Apparently the Arnie issue is even earlier than the one that is supposed to be out now, with the Thorin issue to follow. As I noted below, you can check out RAnet for links and a decent scan of the pages of interest.

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