Richard’s secret thoughts during Lorraine Interview: a parody with pretty pictures of Mr. A

The recent interview with Lorraine Kelly was pretty “meh” for me, personally. But what if we could be privy to what RA was actually thinking?  His internal reactions to what the talkative, perky-as-a-ferret, not-for-everyone’s tastes Ms. Kelly was chattering about? 

Of course, I can’t read RA (or anyone else’s) mind and this is strictly for fun. You must bring your sense of humor with you when I am in this sort of  satirical mood. I do hope you will enjoy!

Let’s start with a nice wave from Mr. A himself. Always good to get a handshot in!

Poor Richard. He is fighting a nasty cold and feeling a bit off. Finds himself wanting to say the most nonsensical things. He’s in a fog of congested sinuses–and Kelly.

He is quietly amused when he she keeps talking–and talking–and talking. So hard for him to even finish a sentence.Doesn’t she need to stop and catch her breath??

(Sorry the print’s so tiny on this one, you might have to zoom in.) Richard has begun to speculate on how to stop the chatter . . . as only HE can.

Yep, the Tongue of Concentration is good for more than just–concentration.

Oops! The cunning plan has run aground.

Truly a dilemma as she talks–and talks–and talks . . .

And it’s a somewhat predatory gleam–can Lorraine have designs on our beautiful RA?

(In case you missed the Getty.com mini-vids, Mr, A had to upchuck on set after overheating during The Hobbit. Hopes it didn’t make it into any possible blooper reels.)

It’s not easy being the Sexiest Man on Earth–with a head cold, yet.

Richard talks about potential blooper moments, “pants-droppingly” good director

http://richardarmitagecentral.co.uk/getty-com-interviews-with-richard/

If you haven’t seen these seven mini-videos, snippets of a recent interview promoting the The Hobbit DVD release, please take the time to do so. Posted by Getty.com, they offer some new tidbits and insights about the making of the film (including poor Richard’s sincere hope the moment an overheated Thorin tossed his cookies into a bucket after shooting the goblin scene never made it onto the DVD).

Richard is obviously fighting some ailment, sounding congested and having to swallow several times and clear his throat, but he seems in good spirits (the raised ironical brow and those talking hands!) and looks quite sporty in his cardi and tie.  Unfortunately, there is a Getty Images logo splashed across his handsome face. WelL, we can’t have everything, can we? In the meanwhile, a few caps from his appearance on Lorraine Kelly’s show.   Oh, the expressive brow, big geeky laugh and the Tongue of Concentration!