Daily Archives: March 15, 2013

Richard’s Secret Thoughts: Twitter Video Edition

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I’ve always gotten the impression Richard really wasn’t all that comfortable hawking stuff. Oh, promoting his productions and praising his co-stars, crew members and more, sure, raising monies for charities, absolutely, but selling stuff–no.

I think back to the little promo he did for the Spooks 9 DVD and its special features, recalling that slightly sheepish expression he wore on his face.  I could be wrong, of course. (Maybe it was the bogus quality of the scriptwriting in Spooks 9 that was bugging him. Certainly bugged ME.)

Anyway,  I couldn’t resist having a bit of fun with the recent “thank you” vid to Twitter fans of The Hobbit, a vid which was also, of course, a shameless plug to remind everyone the DVD is coming out so BUY, BUY, BUY! (as if we need encouragement).  And I enjoy having fun with our modest fellow and imagining him having less-than-modest thoughts in that handsome head . . . in that spirit, I present Richard’s Secret Thoughts: Twitter Video Edition.

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Richard, pondering his amazing combination of potent masculinity with boyish winsomeness.

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I mean, really, he does have it all.  Awfully hard to fit it all in a teeny bubble.

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It is almost St. Paddy’s Day, James is Irish and–I couldn’t resist the leprechaun hats, green beer and rainbow. Sorry.

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Richard now gets down to the brass tacks. The reason to buy that DVD/Blu-ray/Combo pack/digital download/whatever-heckity-else-they-come-up-with to sell you.  We want him. And sadly, this may be the only way he’ll end up in our living room. Or bedroom. Or–whatever. *cough*

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Yeah, there’s plenty of comic relief (albeit of the creepy kind in the case of the bug-eyed beastie) with Gollum and party boy Bofur–but for white-hot sex appeal, go for the alpha dwarf every time!

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Really, there’s always someone trying to outdo the Master. Silly rabbit.

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Need I say more?

Guyday Friday: Sleek n’ Sexy!

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Our smouldering sex god is a wee bit vain (but at least he has something to be vain about). There’s the hair, artfully arranged (with Ye Olde Medieval Haire Gelle?),fetching curls at the nape, those striking sideburns accentuating the elegant, masculine planes of his face. Later, of course, we get the Amazing Mane, artfully tossed about to great effect like the proud stallion that he is.  And let’s not forget the Guyliner. Nobody rocks the Medieval Smoky-Eyed Gaze like our Sir Guy. And that stubble . . . . uhmmmmmm. Or clean-shaven for those special occasions.

He knows he looks damn good in those sleek, buttery soft black leathers, accentuating his lean, muscular physique.  Nothing like watching that long, slinky stride through the corridors of Nottingham Castle, is there? Or study him lounging purposefully, strong arms folded across that broad, tempting chest, a knowing smirk or look of ill-concealed boredom or disdain on his handsome face  . . . always keep your eye on the hot, sleek, sexy henchman.  It’s worth it on so very many levels. Trust me . . .

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Tie, cardi and talking hands. It’s all good.

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Richard Armitage is joined by Tweeting buddies Andy Serkis and James Nesbitt to give Hobbit fans a “thank you” in advance of the DVD release next week. A short, sweet vid with Richard looking spiffy and doing that adorable “talking with his hands” stuff we all love.
Only a few more days until I have The Hobbit in my hot little hands! The combo package, not Martin Freeman. Just to be clear on that.

Guyday Friday: Wet n’ Dirty!

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Richard and his ChaRActers have an uncanny ability to look amazingly delectable when they are coated in dirt, sweat, leaves and blood, soaking wet, or otherwise in less than pristine state. And none looks more dangerously sexy than our dear Sir Guy when he’s wet, grubby, greasy, boozy–and dirrrrty.  And think what fun to clean him up–rub-a-dub-dub, Sir Guy in a tub! Oh, the possibilities, my dears, the possibilities.

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I would share my “Dirrrty” video here but it seems to have been mislaid by YT. 😉 So how about little “Black Sheep?”