How about some Wet Thorin? Mmmmmmm. Disheveled locks, angsty looks . . . we LIKE.
Gorgeous, aren’t they? Especially that uncle.
But don’t make Uncle angry, OK??
Turns out the great hair is not just an accident, folks.
I told you there was a bit of rivalry . . .
What indeed? Everybody’s falling in love with the majestic, moody dwarf with the magical mane, that’s what!
And we are all dying for him to take us away, take us to-day . . .