A poem by Francesco Marciuliano (author of “I Could Pee on This & Other Poems by Cats”). I dedicate this post to Leigh and Lucky, aka the Pirate King and to all the feline lovers out there. If only I had this much energy!
HOLY (censored), THAT BALL CAN BOUNCE!
GET THE (deleted) OUT OF HERE, THIS STRING IS GREAT!
SON OF A (removed), I CAN RUN SO FAST!
NO (banned) WAY, I JUST BROKE THAT PLATE!
WHAT THE (edited), DID YOU SEE ME JUMP?!
WELL (forbidden) ME, I’M CAUGHT IN A JAR.
MOTHER (bleep), I SHOWED THAT LAMP!
OH (cut) NO, THERE GOES YOUR GUITAR!
UN-(denied)-BELIEVABLE, I CAN CLIMB YOUR LEGS!
NO (blocked) LIE, I CAN DISTRESS YOUR FLOOR!
FOR (erased) SAKES, ISN’T MY LIFE GRAND?!
SO (censored) SAD I’M A KITTEN FOR JUST SIX MONTHS MORE!
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