
Sometimes, I feel just like this.
“The word for today, Sir Guy, is ‘addlepated.'”
Ladywriter shoved an errant strand of blonde hair from her eyes and sighed. Sir Guy looked up from Mr. LW’s new Kindle Fire, a freebie he’d obtained through work (the Tall Dark Handsome Sexy Black Knight snuck in and borrowed it while Mr. LW was taking a nap. Even 12th century boys enjoy their high-tech toys).
“What’s happened now, LW?”
She shrugged her shoulders and scratched her head. “Well, this writing software has an autosave feature, which was on, and yet, somehow–I lost an entire scene in Chapter Two of The Lady & the Panther.”
LW gave him a bemused look. “Now, I am not certain if I actually wrote it, or dreamed I wrote it during my afternoon nap. And it was a dandy scene. Suspense and angst. Anyway, I went back and re-wrote it and added some more. Another 1,200-plus words down, only 95,000 or so to go on this revision of the revision.”
“I knew your vivid imagination would not fail you, dear LW.” Guy rubbed his handsome aquiline nose. “So–you’re writing in your sleep now?” His mouth curled into one of his trademark smirks. “Writing about–ME?”
“Mmmmmm. Your 18th century incarnation with a few tweaks AND the lovely but troubled heroine. As I said, I am not sure if I wrote it while I was half-asleep and then accidentally deleted it or never typed it in the first place. Addlepated. That’s me today.”
addlepated: (adjective) befuddled, confused; eccentric, stupid; senseless, mad
“As you 21st century types would say, ‘Stuff happens.'”
“Indeed it does, Sir Guy, indeed it does.” She sighed. “It just seems to happen to me more it does to the average person.”
“I must say, LW. Life with you is rarely boring.”
She grinned. “Yeah, I could say the same about you, my dearest dark knight.” She glanced at the Kindle Fire in his lap. “Googling yourself again, by any chance?”

Yeah, he knows you want him. But I can’t blame you one bit.
He cleared his throat. “Not–necessarily.”
“Yeah. right.”
“I am–very popular.”
“As if I needed you to tell me to know that . . .”
“You’re teasing me again, Ladywriter . . .”
“As they say in South Dakota–‘you betcha.'”